"...but I need to finish Suramar"

So a guildie in my guild likes to hop on Discord while he's working. He's a fun guy to have around, but this happened earlier today that nearly killed me.He's on Discord on his phone while he's on his way home from work. He gets home and his wife greets him saying she needs him to go food shopping with her. He says he's been up since 6am and doesn't want to. So then she starts yelling how he'll be on WoW for the rest of the night. Well, little did he know, he forgot to log out of Discord and uses voice activation.Her: "I just need 2 hours of your fucking time!"Him: "but I need to finish Suramar"Her: "...excuse me..."It's been a while since I laughed that hard.