Who Dares Summon Me?


Oh, I don't know Zhevdarr. Take a wild fucking guess who summoned you. Again.Everyday with this bullshit Zhev. It's not even everyday it's every time I fly anywhere. You were just near me, summoned, as usual, and I gave you a cat nap into the Nether realm of forgetfulness apparently and when you pop back out it's the same question. YES I SUMMONED YOU.Are you seeing other Warlocks on the side? Is this just some diversity quota where we needed the first alcoholic demon to include everyone? Surprise asshole its ME AGAIN and I will keep summoning you until the devs give me a lone wolf style talent. So buckle up buttercup, I'm dragging your half-wit ass through everything and no matter how many times you ask "Who Dares Summon Me" IT WILL ALWAYS BE ME.tl;dr Fuck Zhevdarr